o) Uke-Song: "TIPTOE PAST RIPE BERRIES", a seasonal procession

PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" , Burke and Dubin 1929, for early talkie-film musical The Gold Diggers of Broadway, as recorded by Nick Lucas 1929, Tiny Tim 1968, et al.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, July 2014, performed at the CUJ (Corktown Ukulele Jam) 

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innocuous unripe berries

TIPTOE PAST RIPE BERRIES
(to the tune of "Tiptoe Through The Tulips")

             Fm6  

             Come...........

 C           C#dim      Dm7      Ebdim        C            C+         F           Fm

Tip-toe  round the messes 'neath the Johnsons' fruiting berry  tree;

Fm6    C       A7           Dm7       G7  C    Am7 Dm7 G7             

Please tiptoe past mulberries - my plea;

                   C       C#dim          Dm7  Ebdim          C         C+             F      Fm

They stain concrete, and the floor-mats, and our carpets; walk responsibly!

Fm6     C        A7           Dm7       G7  C      C7

Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea. 

        F            Em7                   A7 

Ripe fruit hot pavement does cook;

Em7 A7                Dm7             G7            G7+

Bird-poo; Yuch! - Purple; just  look!  So slip your 

C           C#dim    Dm7    Ebdim                C           C+             F              Fm

Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking from your girlfriend's digs

Fm6    C        A7            Dm7    G7  C    

Please tiptoe past the berries - my plea, ......... and 

C           C#dim      Dm7      Ebdim        C             C+        F        Fm

Tip-toe  round the messes 'neath our neighbors' over-bearing tree;

Fm6 C            A7           Dm7  G7  C    Am7 Dm7 G7             

Our front sidewalk's a jam factory

                    C       C#dim      Dm7  Ebdim           C        C+           F      Fm

Blue-stained granite and hall tile-slate, and our carpets; walk responsibly!

Fm6     C        A7          Dm7      G7  C      C7

Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea. 

      F       Em7                 A7 

No diff if you're slow or quick;

Em7     A7           Dm7                      G7           G7+

They'll squish; in shoe-treads they'll stick.  So slip your 

C           C#dim   Dm7    Ebdim                C           C+             F       Fm

Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking home well after two....or

Fm6 C          A7   Dm7 G7           C    

The rug-cleaning bill sticks with you.

   

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