A Medical Pair-ody: "ADENOMA"

PAIR-ODY-LYRICS, subbed into two songs (pair-ody is a neologism for a parody using a pair of original songs) .

ORIGINAL SONG#1: "Mona Lisa" , Nat King Cole, 1950. 

ORIGINAL SONG#2. "Buona Sera", Louis Prima, 1956.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, December, 2014.

To see Giorgio's parody-lyrics displayed more concisely without the chord-indications (and to return to "Daily Illustrated Nonsense"), click HERE.  

EXPLANATORY NOTE: Rudolf Virchow, 1821-1902, is regarded as "the father of modern pathology".

ADENOMA

(to the tune of "Mona Lisa")

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

CM7 = 0002; A7+5 =0110; Fm = 1013; F#dim7 = 2323; C#dim7 = 0101; Dm6 = 2212 or 4555

final harmonic: C6 = 12,12,12,12
 

HOTLINKS TO OTHER MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS

Adenoma (see below)

Avitaminoses 

As We Nuke It

Flaking Out is What They Do

Mel and His Hernia

Mergerwocky

Off-Patent Drug#19

Prostate Cancer

Reflux Romp

R-I-C-E

The Uniqueness of Nuclear

The Valgus and the Carbuncle

Under My Own Steam part#1

Under My Own Steam part#2

Where Has Neurosyphylis Gone?

...AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS

Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology

Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging

  

Dante's Inferno, sidebar: Rick Steves sends a "POSTCARD TO CHUBBY CHECKER" (Stuck in Limbo)

PARODY-SONG

ORIGINAL SONG: "Limbo Rock"

, as recorded 1962 by Chubby Checker.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, May, 2015.  To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 

The name "Limbo" conjures up an intriguing mixture of Caribbean dancing and Dante's Inferno. In another posting here, part of the Inferno sequence, Dante provides us with on-site reporting which seems to eliminate it from serious consideration as a longterm retirement home. Perhaps it is more realistic to consider it an untapped tourist destination.  

POSTCARD TO CHUBBY CHECKER

(to the tune of "Limbo Rock")

Performing Notes: 

The chord pattern is the same for all verses, and is quite easy. The trick is to clinch the Caribbean rhythm with heavy beats on 2 and 4. and the English lyrics ending just before the 4th downbeat for every line. Another nice trick is to to employ the 5,4,3,3, position for the C chord, and then use downward NewYork strum for the 4 and 4.5 counts in most lines (the F9 and G7 chords can also be adapted to do this for the last few line of each verse).
Fadd9 = 0,0,1,0 (for NY strumming try 2,0,1,3).

INTRO: = chords for first 4 lines

[C]Want to visit Limbo-land?

Rick Steves [G7]help vacation-plan[C]

Limbo-folks are tourist-shy

Compli[G7]cated reasons why.[C] 

Limbo-[F9]visa hard to get - 

Seems that [C]none been printed yet.[G7]

I.T. system's way behind,

Limbo-[F9]stuck in Dante's [C]time. 

[C]What to pack for Limbo-trip?

Don't need [G7]sunscreen - get a grip![C]

Limbo-weather always same

Sticky [G7]days, we're not to blame.[C].

Limbo-[F9]neighbors turn up steam

Get so [C]burned they moan and scream.[G7]

Don't advise excursion there

If no [F9]Hazmat suit to [C]wear. 

[C]Limbo-talk in Limbo-land

Locals [G7]hard to understand[C]

Few speak Eng., they all speak It.,

Antique [G7]Limbo-dialect.[C]

Limbo-[F9]customs might appeal - 

Walk feet [C]flat with weight on heels. [G7]

Limbo-nights - no moon or stars

Lean back [F9]in (or under) [C]bars.

[C]Got good staff at Limbo-Inns

They com[G7]mit no Limbo-sins;[C]

New construction in bare feet

Projects [G7]never get complete.[C]

Might not [F9]find a hotel room

Now or [C]when you're in your tomb.[G7]

Limbo-book with kids and wife

For the [F9]Limbo-after[C]life.

Rates discounted now.

Rates discounted now.

How low can they go?

Compare this with Ch.Ch.'s original:

[C]Every limbo boy and girl
All a[G7]round the limbo world,[C]
Gonna do the limbo rock
All a[G7]round the limbo clock.[C]
Jack be [F9]nimble, Jack be quick
Jack go [C]under limbo stick![G7]
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's [F9] do the limbo [C]rock. 

Uke-song: "EWE-YEW-YOU", medley from the musical "The Sound of Homonyms"

PASTICHE WITH PARODY SONG-LYRICS

ORIGINAL SONG: "Do-Re-Mi", as performed by Julie Andrews and the cast of von Trapp children in the 1965 film version of the musical hit "The Sound of Music". The song was composed by Rogers and Hammerstein for the stage version of the iconic American musical, which premiered in 1959 featuring Mary Martin in the lead role of "Maria". 

PARODY COMPOSED: To see Giorgio's parody-lyrics displayed more concisely without the chord-indications (and to return to "Daily Illustrated Nonsense"), click HERE.  

 PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, November 2015.  To return to the current post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE.