s,o) Uke-Song: "THE CARNIVAL OF CHARLESTON", a travel advisory

PARODY LYRICS 

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Carnival of Venice"  traditional song

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2014.

PHOTOS of the concert "Carnival of Venice" by Uncommon Solutions

Poetic PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2015.

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(You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords, at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online)  at AmIRight.com Post""

Charleston Post and Courier coverage of the inciting event may provide additional explanation.

THE CARNIVAL OF CHARLESTON

a colleague of 'Rick Shaw'.
departing with tourists from a hotel

 (to the tune of "the Carnival of Venice")


Your rickshaw ride in Charleston
Can't explore that magic town;
The driver's only licensed
A - pick-up,  B -  set you down.

Official guides in Charleston
Have to pass exams and train; 
Rapt carriage-tour riders and foot-groups
Can't block ante-bellum lanes.

A pedicab lurks at your hotel,
Marks you for a heinous crime;
A sleazy eager historian
Who is keen to sell his time. 

To stamp out these nasty infractions,
Wired police devised a sting
Attired for entrapment as tourists
Massive fines recordings bring.

Few hours in scenic Charleston ?
Cruise-lined there by Carnival,
Snubbed by snobby South-of-Broad big-shots?
Don't treat 'Rick Shaw' as a pal.

If cruising past Fort Sumter
And re-boarding is a must,
Steer clear of Rick's tempting discussions - 
It might be a tourist bust.

Fort Sumter, Charleston Harbor,
as proposed in an early painting

Concert of Venetian music in Charleston,
a patron admires the sets

Performing Notes


Your [A] rickshaw [Asus] ride in [E] Charleston
Can't ex[Bm]plore that [E7] magic [A] town;
The [A] driver's [Asus] only [E] licensed
 A - pick- [Bm]up,  B -  [E7] set you [A] down.

"Carnival of Venice",  March 2014
Chamber Music Charleston Event

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