Uke-Song: "MY TENOR UKE", featuring politically corrected lyrics

SONG with PARODY-LYRICS and UKULELE CHORDS 

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "My Tall Silk Hat", 1933, traditional camp-song, based on the popular Neapolitan song "Funiculi, Funicula", 1880.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2013.

Transit riders in silk hats (London)

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You can also view the lyrics and commentary at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online  at AmIRight.com "

EXPLANATION:
In the traditional version of this schoolboy parody, based on the tune of ‘Funiculi, Funicula’, a “big a-fat-a lady” squashes a hat on the seat of a public vehicle. The current updated lyrics are, I hope, more politically correct, less disparaging of Italian accents, and generally more appealing to adults. The final line of the original version, "funiculi, funicula" is a Neapolitan Ta-da!, meaning let's go up there. Pronounce the "j"s as "y" to sound like an Italian tenor. 

considered politically incorrect:

the most widely known English-language spoof

 MY TENOR UKE

 (to the tune of the spoof "My Tall Silk Hat")

ORIGINAL SCHOOLBOY/BOYSCOUT SPOOF

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