POST #58
PAIR-ODY-LYRICS, subbed into two songs (pair-ody is a neologism for a parody using a pair of original songs) .
ORIGINAL SONG#1: "Mona Lisa" , Nat King Cole, 1950
ORIGINAL SONG#2. "Buona Sera", Louis Prima, 1956
ORIGINAL SONG#2. "Buona Sera", Louis Prima, 1956
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, December, 2014.
KEYWORDS: pair-ody, medical, goldenoldy
KEYWORDS: pair-ody, medical, goldenoldy
Explanatory Note: Rudolf Virchow, 1821-1902, is regarded as "the father of modern pathology".
(to the tune of "Mona Lisa")
Adenoma, Adenoma, Virchow named you;
You’re a common lesion in the neck and face -
Presentation with an endocrine secretion,
Or a painless little lump that’s out of place.
We don’t understand your motives, Adenoma.
What strange factors make you spurn control and grow?
But your schemes don’t require exploration,
They’re revealed by needle aspiration.
What strange factors make you spurn control and grow?
But your schemes don’t require exploration,
They’re revealed by needle aspiration.
Are you truly benign, Adenoma,
Or just an irksome Neoplasia’s little bro?
Or just an irksome Neoplasia’s little bro?
Are you truly benign, Adenoma
Or just an irksome Neoplasia’s little bro?
Adenoma, Adeno-o-ma.
(to the tune of "Buona Sera")
Adenoma, Adeno-o-ma.
(to the tune of "Buona Sera")
Sayonara, salivary Adenoma
I’ve engaged a surgeon trained in ENT.
In the morning, he’ll resect you from your bed there
By next evening, Adenoma, we’ll be separate -I’ve engaged a surgeon trained in ENT.
In the morning, he’ll resect you from your bed there
For removal of the specter of malignancy.
You’ll be sliced and spread on slides for full review;
And my mouth-droop from that nerve you’ve cruelly damaged -
With its fibers freed, my smile might yet be salvaged.
In the long-term, I am better off without ya’
Sayonara, Adenoma, kiss me goodbye.
Hasta mañana, Adenoma; kiss me goodbye.
Sayonara, Adenoma, kiss me goodbye.
Hasta mañana, Adenoma; kiss me goodbye.
HOTLINKS TO OTHER MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS
Adenoma (see below)
...AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS
Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology
Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)
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