PARODY-LYRICS
ORIGINAL SONG: "The Elements", Tom Lehrer, 1959.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, 2013. A decade later, it might be worthwhile to review these once more.
Please note that T.L.'s genius has provided inspiration for a handful of other parody patter-songs; these are summarized at the bottom of this post.
EXPLANATION: Lehrer had adapted the tune from "The Major General's Song" from Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance". There are 3 somewhat different melodies/chord-sequences used in alteration through the GandS song, and in Lehrer's derived take-off.
PARODY-LYRICS LINK: The lyrics for this song constituted one of Giorgio's earliest submissions to the online parody-lyrics website at AmIRight.com. And, should you prefer, they are also displayed without the chord-indications on our blogsite "Daily Illustrated Nonsense"; click HERE.
ORIGINAL SONG: "The Elements", Tom Lehrer, 1959.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, 2013. A decade later, it might be worthwhile to review these once more.
Please note that T.L.'s genius has provided inspiration for a handful of other parody patter-songs; these are summarized at the bottom of this post.
EXPLANATION: Lehrer had adapted the tune from "The Major General's Song" from Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance". There are 3 somewhat different melodies/chord-sequences used in alteration through the GandS song, and in Lehrer's derived take-off.
PARODY-LYRICS LINK: The lyrics for this song constituted one of Giorgio's earliest submissions to the online parody-lyrics website at AmIRight.com. And, should you prefer, they are also displayed without the chord-indications on our blogsite "Daily Illustrated Nonsense"; click HERE.
NO ELEMENTS
(to the tune of "The Elements")
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| A famous building in Rome |
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| Most names for elements are neutral Latin nouns |
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| Roman empire included England |
Singable Introduction
The Patter-Song Lyrics:
There’s [G]pablum, perineum, paramecium, petroleum
And [D7]locum and inoculum, lyceum and linoleum
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| A few English words ending in -UM are not of Latin origin |
My[D]celium, flagellum, endo[A7]thelium and [D]cilium.
There’s [D7]quorum and decorum, mausoleum, mora[Gm]torium
And [F7]premium, per-annum, honorarium, em[Bb]porium
And [D7]pendulum and forum, fulcrum, speculum, bac[Gm]terium
And [Eb7]cerebellum, plenum, sum, curriculum, de[D7]lirium.
Gym[G]nasium and stadium and magnum and terrarium
So[D7]larium, momentum, myocardium, aquarium
And [G]scrotum and fac[D7]totum and post[G]partum and con[D7]tinuum
And [G]duodenum, [C]referendum, [G]rectum [D7]and re[G]siduum.
Addendum #1
There's [G]stratum, alum, [D7]allium, al[G]luvium et [D7]alia,
And [G]mom's pouch called mar[C]supium, but [G]mostly [D7]in Aus[G]tralia.
There's [G]stratum, alum, [D7]allium, al[G]luvium et [D7]alia,
And [G]mom's pouch called mar[C]supium, but [G]mostly [D7]in Aus[G]tralia.
Addendum #2
To [G]plural them, heads [D7]swirling them, “What [G]single rule? - please [D7]answer, Pa”.
My [G]dictum, “Don’t in[C]flict ‘em with [G]erratums [D7]or chry[G]santhema !” et cetera!
(My suggestion for the first 3 verses of the patter-list portion of this parody are shown here, but adapt them as you like! Incidentally, the Eb7 chord may look formidable to some - just use the barred version of D7 one fret higher, than slide back for the D7 that follows!)
T.L. inspired a significant platterful of songs related to our interest in grammatically paired words, including binomials and reduplications. And, you should have your foot in the door, having mastered the complexities of singing and playing our above offering "No Elements". So, enjoy trying these as well !!!
1a. "Alliterative Binomials, part#1"
3. "A Lesson about Reduplications" (not a patter-song)
4a. "Reduplications, part#1"
4b. "Reduplications, part#2",
5. "The Uniqueness of Nuclear", Latin adjectival listing, scheduled for April 2024.
Related Palindromes: (Latin examples found at Auxilium: Palindroma)
There seem to be no published examples of phrases based on the neutral nouns !!!
Ave, Eva. (Hail, Eve !)
Sum summus mus. (I am the top mouse)
Et tiger non regit te. (And the tiger doesn't rule thee).
Aures serua. (Safeguard your ears).
Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas. (The famous "Sator Square" - can be read either horizontally or vertically)
Roma tibi subito motibus ibit amor. (In Rome, love will go to you suddenly)
There seem to be no published examples of phrases based on the neutral nouns !!!
Ave, Eva. (Hail, Eve !)
Sum summus mus. (I am the top mouse)
Et tiger non regit te. (And the tiger doesn't rule thee).
Aures serua. (Safeguard your ears).
Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas. (The famous "Sator Square" - can be read either horizontally or vertically)
Roma tibi subito motibus ibit amor. (In Rome, love will go to you suddenly)
