Saturday 24 January 2015

A National Hymn for Us Canadians: "FLIGHT OF THE LOONIE"

POST #65
PARODY-LYRICS
OIGINAL SONG: "O Canada", R.S. Weir 1908.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January, 2015.

KEYWORDS: Canadian, classicsong 

January 16, 2015. The Wall Street Journal reviewed recent market and financial news from Canada under the title, “The Maple Leaf Faces a Harsh Fall”. 





FLIGHT OF THE LOONIE


(to the tune of "O Canada")


O Canada! 
Thy loonie lately tanked,
Quarterly gains scaled downward for thy banks.
With growing doubt, we just point out
The world-wide glut of oil; 
Arctic tundra
And shale-sands now stand on thawed less-frozen soil.
Target aimed wide, Burger King’s keen;
God! you can keep your doughnuts and poutine.
God! you can keep your doughnuts and poutine.





O Canada!
We’d best get with the times.
We still sing ‘thee’ in all our anthem’s rhymes. 
Some decades late, we’ll say 'Inuit'
Replacing 'Eskimo'. 
Automotive Sector
Now is found in northern Mexico.
Last century ‘belonged to us’ – don’t mock!
Bring back the Avro Arrow and the auk!
Bring back the Avro Arrow and the auk!


O Canada! 
We’ve problems with high-tech:
Dimmed hopes at RIM, and layoffs in Quebec.
If Bombardier can’t sell Learjets, how
Compete with Groupe Airbus?
Reports of sales of patents 
RIM’s investors dare not trust.
God, please ignore Journal’s prophecy - 
Bless the exchange rate for our currency,
Bless the exchange rate and the TSE*.

* TSE = Toronto Stock Exchange









HOTLINKS TO CANADIAN-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS
Flight of the Loonie (see below)
..AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS
Canada Day 2015 (singable limericks)



UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

Gdim7 = 0101




















FURTHER SONGS ON THE SAME THEME

For other nostalgic takes on Canada's national hymns, you can view (and sing along with) ...
post #6 (December 2013) Canadian Reunion
post #22 (February 2014) The Maple Leaf Ad Infinitum  
post #181 (June 2018)  Something to Groan About

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