Friday, 10 January 2014

Decaffeinated Song: REFLUX ROMP

POST #12
PARODY-LYRICS
ORIGINAL SONG: "Java Jive" The Ink Spots 1940. 
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2014. Thanks to Steve McNie of Corktown Ukulele Jam / Toronto Ukes for providing chord charts and other help!


KEYWORDS: classicsong, medical


REFLUX ROMP

(to the tune of "Java Jive")

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts the acid burn down by half.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

Craving chilies cheery hot ?
Doc's got them jotted in the "ought not" slot!
Lesson you'll note in the back of your throat
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

I love wine while dining fine
Wait! a late dinner-date at eight or nine!
When I recline and that wine is supine
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

So hoist up the head of the stead of that bed
We'll slide out she said, bet we'll sled 'til we're dead.
A dose of Zantac whacks the acid.   Flaccid!
Function, function, G-E junction.

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts regurgitation down by half
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

Coffee urn!   Gas burn!
Acid burn!  Can't learn.
You know I've no control, sell my soul
To spurn prohibitions to caffeine. 

Yer tongue may be furred from refractory GERD
Your breath, in a word can deter a whole herd.
Confer with surgeon - a well-trained one, famed one!
Sphincter sloppy, lap'roscopy!

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts the acid burn down by half.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux !















A highly recommended parody-song on this topic is found at AmIRight.com"Do You Have Acid Reflux" - Al Silver






HOTLINKS TO OTHER MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS
Reflux Romp (see below)
...AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS
Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology
Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging


UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT


(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)


 F#dim7 = 2323;  Fdim7 =1212;  Gm7 = 0211;  E6 = 4444;  F6= 5555
Bb6 = 0211;  Bbm6 = 0111;  C5+7 = 1001;  Bb7 = 1211;  Bb9 =1213 




















Related Palindromes:

Decaf-level faced.

Deficit-song; aid diagnostic. I fed.

Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.


ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS: JAVA JIVE




























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