PARODY-LYRICS
ORIGINAL SONG: "Java Jive" The Ink Spots 1940.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2014. Thanks to Steve McNie of Corktown Ukulele Jam / Toronto Ukes for providing chord charts and other help!
KEYWORDS: classicsong, medical
REFLUX ROMP
Craving chilies cheery hot ?
So hoist up the head of the stead of that bed
F#dim7 = 2323; Fdim7 =1212; Gm7 = 0211; E6 = 4444; F6= 5555
Bb6 = 0211; Bbm6 = 0111; C5+7 = 1001; Bb7 = 1211; Bb9 =1213
ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS: JAVA JIVE
REFLUX ROMP
(to the tune of "Java Jive")
Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts the acid burn down by half.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.
Craving chilies cheery hot ?
Doc's got them jotted in the "ought not" slot!
Lesson you'll note in the back of your throat
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.
I love wine while dining fine
Wait! a late dinner-date at eight or nine!
When I recline and that wine is supine
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.
So hoist up the head of the stead of that bed
We'll slide out she said, bet we'll sled 'til we're dead.
A dose of Zantac whacks the acid. Flaccid!
Function, function, G-E junction.
Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts regurgitation down by half
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.
Coffee urn! Gas burn!
Acid burn! Can't learn.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.
Coffee urn! Gas burn!
Acid burn! Can't learn.
You know I've no control, sell my soul
To spurn prohibitions to caffeine.
Yer tongue may be furred from refractory GERD
Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts the acid burn down by half.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux !

To spurn prohibitions to caffeine.
Yer tongue may be furred from refractory GERD
Your breath, in a word can deter a whole herd.
Confer with surgeon - a well-trained one, famed one!
Sphincter sloppy, lap'roscopy!
Cope with Sanka, it's decaf
It cuts the acid burn down by half.
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux !
A highly recommended parody-song on this topic is found at AmIRight.com: "Do You Have Acid Reflux" - Al Silver
HOTLINKS TO OTHER MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS
Reflux Romp (see below)
...AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS
Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology
Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging
UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)
Bb6 = 0211; Bbm6 = 0111; C5+7 = 1001; Bb7 = 1211; Bb9 =1213
Related Palindromes:
Decaf-level faced.
Deficit-song; aid diagnostic. I fed.
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
Deficit-song; aid diagnostic. I fed.
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS: JAVA JIVE
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