Children's Uke-Song: "AREN'T YOUR ETHICS LOW?"

 

SONG with UKULELE CHORDS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Do Your Ears Hang Low?", around 1900, likely a sanitized version of a bawdy, nonsensical campfire song, with some similarity to "Turkey in the Straw". The tune is now most familiar as a children's novelty song, as performed by Sharon, Lois and Bram, and others. (Check out their You-tubed version HERE.)

PARODY COMPOSED: Stimulated by various discussions of presidential preoccupations as discussed recently by the media, Giorgio Coniglio wrote these lyrics in July, 2025. Further explanatory notes (or verses) may be added as the situation evolves further. 

  To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 

SONGLINK: Fans of Sharon, Lois and Bram, the iconic Canadian children's song-monstrels, will be pleased to find another spoof inspired by their work  HERE.   

                                                        

                     

* Department of Justice (US)

** make America great again, slogan for the loosely defined Trump-controlled  Republican Party 

ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS
Click on any chord chart to enlarge and enter thumbnail mode (the slides for both the parody and the original versions can then be enlarged and viewed in any order). 
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Yiddish Uke-Nostalgia: "SKITTISH DOLL"

PARODY LYRICS with UKULELE CHORDS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Satin Doll" -- Music written in 1953 by Duke Ellington and Billy Strayhorn, lyrics composed years later by Johnny Mercer. Recorded by Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., etc. The second verse of the original lyrics contain the words ... "Speaks Latin, my Satin Doll."
So, could it hurt if she spoke Yiddish?  

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, 2020

To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense", for some further recommendations about this song (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE.

Couple dancing at their son's Bar Mitzvah party in 1958.

SKITTISH DOLL      

(to the tune of "Satin Doll") 

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT (also banjo, mandolin, guitar etc.!)

(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

Specifics for C-tuned ukulele:
Gm7 = Bb6= 0211;  Am7 = 0000, or 0030;  G9 = 2212;  Gb9 = 1101; Gb7 = x101; Cm7 = 3333; BbM7 = 3210.  

 

Prospects for Bar Mitzvah celebrations during the 50s.

ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS
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Uke-Song: "R-I-C-E" (rest, ice, compression, elevation) -- a seniors' sports injury ballad

PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "YMCA", Village People, 1978.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, April 2014.

PARODY-LYRICS LINK: To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 
(You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords, at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online)  at AmIRight.com "R-I-C-E"

RICE is a mnemonic for 4 elements used to treat soft-tissue and other injuries.


R-I-C-E            
          

(to the tune of "Y-M-C-A")

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

ORIGINAL SONG-LYRICS
Click on any chord chart to enlarge and enter thumbnail mode (the slides for both the parody and the original versions can then be enlarged and viewed in any order). 
Readers are asked to honour the original artists' creativity, and to use the slides of the original song-lyrics only to ensure familiarity with the suggested style for the spoof version. 

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