o) Meatless Uke-Song: 'DIETARY NOTES"

PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Mairzy Doats", Drake, Hoffman, Livingston 1943, initially recorded by Al Trace, covered by Andrews Sisters; Sharon, Lois and Bram;, and many others. 

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2015.

PARODY-LYRICS LINK: To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 
(You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords, at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online)  at AmIRight.com Post""


DIETARY NOTES

(to the tune of "Mairzy Doats")

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT

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CM7 = 0002; C6 = Am7 = 0000; C#dim7 = 0101; Gm7 = 0211
Dm7 = F6  = 2213; Em7 = 0101; G7sus4 = 0213

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o) Pharmaceutical Uke-Song: "OFF-PATENT DRUG # NINETEEN" , a therapeutic parody

PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Love Potion Number Nine" , The Clovers  

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, December 2012.

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EXPLANATORY NOTES: From Wikipedia...... In November 2012, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled that the patent on Viagra was invalid from the beginning as the company had not provided full disclosure.
This song imagines that Madame Ruth had relocated to Toronto towards the end of her career, pursuing her profession in the section known as Corktown - also known for massive ukulele-jam meetings at a local pub.


OFF-PATENT DRUG #NINETEEN
or Madame Ruth's Lament

(to the tune of "Love Potion Number Nine")

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
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..AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS

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