Divine Comedy, Inferno: SIDEBAR: Rick Steves sends a "POSTCARD TO CHUBBY CHECKER" (Stuck in Limbo)

UKE-SONG: PASTICHE with PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Limbo Rock",

as recorded 1962 by Chubby Checker.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, May, 2015.  

To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 

EXPLANATION: The name "Limbo" conjures up an intriguing mixture of Caribbean dancing and Dante's Inferno. In another posting here, part of the Inferno sequence, Dante provides us with on-site reporting which seems to eliminate it from serious consideration as a longterm retirement home. Perhaps it is more realistic to consider it an untapped tourist destination.  

POSTCARD TO CHUBBY CHECKER

(to the tune of "Limbo Rock")

Performing Notes: 

The chord pattern is the same for all verses, and is quite easy. The trick is to clinch the Caribbean rhythm with heavy beats on 2 and 4. and the English lyrics ending just before the 4th downbeat for every line. Another nice trick is to to employ the 5,4,3,3, position for the C chord, and then use downward NewYork strum for the 4 and 4.5 counts in most lines (the F9 and G7 chords can also be adapted to do this for the last few line of each verse).
Fadd9 = 0,0,1,0 (for NY strumming try 2,0,1,3).

INTRO: = chords for first 4 lines

[C]Want to visit Limbo-land?

Rick Steves [G7]help vacation-plan[C]

Limbo-folks are tourist-shy

Compli[G7]cated reasons why.[C] 

Limbo-[F9]visa hard to get - 

Seems that [C]none been printed yet.[G7]

I.T. system's way behind,

Limbo-[F9]stuck in Dante's [C]time. 

[C]What to pack for Limbo-trip?

Don't need [G7]sunscreen - get a grip![C]

Limbo-weather always same

Sticky [G7]days, we're not to blame.[C].

Limbo-[F9]neighbors turn up steam

Get so [C]burned they moan and scream.[G7]

Don't advise excursion there

If no [F9]Hazmat suit to [C]wear. 

[C]Limbo-talk in Limbo-land

Locals [G7]hard to understand[C]

Few speak Eng., they all speak It.,

Antique [G7]Limbo-dialect.[C]

Limbo-[F9]customs might appeal - 

Walk feet [C]flat with weight on heels. [G7]

Limbo-nights - no moon or stars

Lean back [F9]in (or under) [C]bars.

[C]Got good staff at Limbo-Inns

They com[G7]mit no Limbo-sins;[C]

New construction in bare feet

Projects [G7]never get complete.[C]

Might not [F9]find a hotel room

Now or [C]when you're in your tomb.[G7]

Limbo-book with kids and wife

For the [F9]Limbo-after[C]life.

Rates discounted now.

Rates discounted now.

How low can they go?

Compare this with Ch.Ch.'s original:

[C]Every limbo boy and girl
All a[G7]round the limbo world,[C]
Gonna do the limbo rock
All a[G7]round the limbo clock.[C]
Jack be [F9]nimble, Jack be quick
Jack go [C]under limbo stick![G7]
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's [F9] do the limbo [C]rock. 

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Uke-Song: "The BALLAD of RUDY GIULIANI, part #1", early years

SONG with UKULELE CHORDS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" , by Bruns and Blackburn, Walt Disney Studios 1954, anthem of the "Crockett craze". Several versions of the song were prominent on the Top Ten in 1955.

YouTube versions  by its famous original  performers are available via links below...
Bill Hayes
Fess Parker
Tennessee Ernie Ford  

SATIRE COMPOSED:  Dr. G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, June 2018. To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 

SONGLINK: Readers interested in this topic might also enjoy Giorgio's songs on these earlier blogposts ...

 "Indiana Song"

 "Rosenstein"

 "Brennan's Tweet"

 "Dark Plans (Russian Hacking)"

 "First Year on the Range".

The BALLAD of GIULIANI, part#1

(to the tune of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett")

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT (and guitar, etc., too!)

(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

Original Song-Lyrics

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Limerick-Uke-Saga: "BERI-BERI", W-I-P

 

UKE-SONG, derived from lyrics of a multi-verse limerick.

ORIGINAL SONG: These verses can be sung to "The Limerick Song", as per YouTube HERE.

ORIGINAL POETRY LYRICS: Original verses were composed by registered pseudonym Giorgio Coniglio, November 2016. After undergoing their rigorous collaborative editing process, these have been published as a "brief saga", a poetic entity of three or more stanzas, on the poetry website OEDILF (Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form); they have then been displayed as poetry lyrics on our blog "Daily Illustrated Nonsense". Click HERE to review Giorgio's blogged poem.

SETTING WORDS TO MUSIC: Readers might be interested to know that of more than 1000 short poems that we have published, only 50 or so would qualify as "brief sagas". Although almost any limerick verse (e.g. the "Nantucket limericks") can be set to music, we were particularly interested in exploring this transitioning for these multiverse poems that warrant the time to pick up your ukulele.

The tunes we have exploited in this effort include, not surprisingly "The Limerick Song". But on occasion we have also used (minor modifications may be required)  "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?", "The Anniversary Song", "Summertime", "Up", and "Santa Lucia".

SONG-LINKS: Check out all of Giorgio's song-posts dealing with xxx.

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