Uke-Song: "SATURDAY NIGHT", as might be sung by the Beatles, with thanks to Elton John and a nod to Oscar Wilde

PASTICHE with PARODY-LYRICS

ORIGINAL SONG#1:  "Yesterday", Beatles song written for the album Help!, Paul McCartney, 1965. 

ORIGINAL SONG#2: "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin, 1973. 

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, August 2015.

PARODY-LYRICS LINK: To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 
(You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords, at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online)  at AmIRight.com Post""

Note on the Parody lyrics: Among Oscar Wilde ’s most famous sayings, “Work is the curse of the drinking classes”

"SATURDAY NIGHT" as sung by the Beatles

(to the Beatles' tune, "Yesterday")

Performing Notes:

"Yesterday" has some beautiful chords that contribute to its special feeling.
C9 = 0,2,0,3; Bm7 = 2,0,0,2; Am9 = 2,0,0,2; F6 = 2,2,1,3   

Verse:
[C9] Getting late..  [Bm7]

Wanna [E7]  little action [Am] on my [Am9] plate [C9]

[F6] Ma, your [G7] discipline just [C] aggravates

[G] I [Am7] want to [D7] rock; where [F] are my [C] mates?

Chorus:

[Bm7] Set [E7] this [Am]dance [C9] a[F6]light

It’s al[G]right; we’re [G7] gonna [C] fight. [C9] [C]

[Bm7] I’ll [E7] do [Am] some[C9]thing [F6] wrong,

Then be [G] strong to [G7] set things [C] right! .[Csus4] [C9] 

[Am7] Satur[D7]day's the [F] night I [C9] like 

[Am7] Mm mm [D7] mm mm [F] mm mm [C9] mm 

Elton John Ending
[C] Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
[Bb] Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
[F] Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's al[C]right

Uke-Song: "MY TENOR UKE", featuring politically corrected lyrics

Transit riders in silk hats (London)

PARODY-LYRICS 

ORIGINAL SONG: "My Tall Silk Hat", traditional camp-song, based on the popular Neapolitan song "Funiculi, Funicula", 1880.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2013.

PARODY-LYRICS LINK: To return to the corresponding post on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (and to see the lyrics without the chord-chart indications) click HERE. 
(You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords, at the  parody-lyrics site where they were originally posted online)  at AmIRight.com Post""

In the traditional version, of this schoolboy parody, based on the tune of ‘Funiculi, Funicula’, a “big a-fat-a lady” squashes a hat on the seat of a public vehicle. The current updated lyrics are, I hope, more politically correct and more appealing to adults. The final line, as in the posting of November "Ukuleli, Ukulela" is a Neapolitan Ta-da!, meaning let's go up there. Pronounce the "j"s as "y" to sound like an Italian tenor. 

MY TENOR UKE

(to the tune of "Funiculi, Funicula")
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Besides, a flavor more Napolitana,

I craved to chance, appeal enhance;

And so I trimmed my 'Lady' down to sexy,

Not anorexy,

And let her dance, a bella dance !

Revised Camp-Song: 

Pavarotti (left),  Bocelli (right)

Performing Notes

In[F]spired by trendy p’litical correctness,

I [C] changed a [F] song, an [C] old camp-[F]-song,

Re[F]flecting pre-teen Piggy/Twiggy bias,

That [C] got it [F] wrong, so [C] very [F] wrong.
Be[Am]sides, a [E7] flavor [Am] more Na[E7]poli[Am]tana,

I [E7] craved to [Am] chance, ap[E7]peal en[Am]hance;

And [C] so I [G] trimmed my [C] 'Lady' [G] down to [C] sexy,

Not [G] ano[C]rexy,

And [G] let her [C] dance, a [G] bella [C] dance !
.....
.....

[C7] Pavarotti, what do you think of that ?

Master it, six sharps or seven [F] flats;

‘Cause body-[A]-type is so much [Dm] hype;

It’s only [A] brawn or big-a [Dm] belly –

So [Bb] save a seat in [F] cielo

For our [C] sleek friend A. Bo[F]celli.

[Bb] ‘Ncoppa jammo [F] ja’, ukule[C7]lí, ukule[F]lá !